Boy on the side
Jason: Rough day.
Carly: Yeah, weird day, but it’s getting better by the second and you couldn’t ask for a nicer wake up call. By the way in case I forget to mention it, I had a really good time last night.
Jason: Well what do you know, the sun just went down again.
Carly: Sorry. I have to be at work in an hour. I pulled a late shift so. Aren’t you even the least bit curious?
Jason: About what?
Carly: About what I do. Where I work.
Jason: Well, there are other things about you that interest me more. But if you want me to start asking questions I’ll
Carly: No. I’m just checking. There is something though that I think we need to settle right up front. If I run into you anyplace other than here I need you to pretend that you don’t know me and I’m going to do the same.
Jason: No problem.
Carly: Good
Jason: Good
Carly: The only way I want to know you is in the biblical sense. I’ve got this really complicated life and a boy on the side is pretty much all I can handle.
Jason: A boy on the side? Is that what I am? Is that like a side order of fries?
Carly: In a way. It means that you don’t get to be the main dish but you’re also perfect. A guy who lives over a bar and is terrific in bed and doesn’t want to know about the rest of my life. Is that going to be a problem for you?
Jason: No. As long as I know what is expected I’m happy to comply.
Carly: What if I said I didn’t ever want to see you again. Would you just be happy to comply?
Jason: No, I wouldn’t like that. Now it feels like I said something wrong.
Carly: I get the feeling that you don’t know much about women outside the bedroom. Do you?
Jason: I guess not. Unless there’s something else you want and you’re not telling me.
Carly: Do I act shy? At least you know one thing about me.
Jason: You know something. You just solved a big problem for me. Being somebody’s boy on the side is exactly what I needed only I didn’t realize it.
Carly: Well good, as long as you don’t get possessive and ask for me.
Jason: I promise not to do that.
Carly: And what makes you so sure you’ll be happy to comply all along?
Jason: Well the same thing that makes you so sure. I like the way we set it up. It feels right, so you don’t have to worry. I won’t even ask your name. Good enough?
Carly: Yeah. I think we’re going to get along just fine
Carly: I have to go to work now. Maybe I’ll catch you later and crawl into bed with you.
Jason: Don’t count on waking me up. Because I’m probably going to have a problem getting to sleep.
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