Christmas Pageant
Carly: Morgan, you can’t keep losing your props before the pageant.
Michael: Ok, mom? I do not understand — are you and Jax going to get married or not?
Carly: Yeah, sweetie. Of course we’re going to get married. But do you remember when you said that if anything happened to Morgan and he needed your help, that you wouldn’t let anything stop you from helping him?
Michael: Yes.
Carly: Yes? Well, Jax feels the same way about his brother. And when he gets back, we’re going to elope — all of us.
Michael: Me and Morgan, too?
Carly: You and Morgan, too. We’re going to go someplace fabulous.
Michael: Like Africa?
Carly: Well, we already went to Africa.
Michael: We can go again.
Carly: Well, let’s go someplace a little more tame but just as fabulous. And you and Morgan are going to be our Best Men. Ok, so you’re not over the moon about that.
Michael: Well, I’m bummed. Jax is going to miss the pageant and dad won’t be there, either.
Carly: Well, I’m going to be there. Grandpa Mike’s going to be there, Jason’s going to be there. Who knows who else is going to be there? And you know the one thing you can always count on at Christmas? Surprises.
Carly: No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you nervous?
Michael: No.
Carly: No? Not at all?
Michael: No.
Carly: Good, because you’re going to be great. You’re going to be fantastic, ok?
Mike: Oh, oh, oh — excuse me, excuse me.
Carly: Ok.
Mike: Ok, guys. Hey — oh. Get together, get together here. Ok.
Carly: Smile.
Mike: Smile. Big waves, big waves.
Carly: Michael, stop. Put your hands down.
Mike: Oh, that’s great.
Michael: Fine.
Mike: That’s great. You know, I’m taping all this so your dad doesn’t miss anything.
Carly: Thank you.
Michael: Hey, have you seen Jason? Because he needs seats.
Mike: Uh — no. I haven’t seen him.
Woman: I need the cast assembled –
Mike: Oh.
Woman: Now.
Michael: That’s us, that’s us.
Carly: Ok, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see him, let me see him. Are you ready? Do you think you’re ready?
Michael: Yes.
Carly: You guys are going to be great. I’m so proud of both of you.
Michael: Mom, mom?
Carly: What?
Michael: We haven’t done anything yet.
Carly: Ok. Go.
Michael: Come on.
Carly: Go, go. Oh.
Mike: You know, that’s — well, it’s some set of rocks you’re wearing there.
Carly: Oh, yeah. Early Christmas present from Jax.
Mike: Nice.
Carly: Yeah, thank you.
Mike: So, wait, where is he — parking the car?
Carly: No. No, he’s not.
Mike: Is — is he all right?
Carly: He’s perfect. His brother, Jerry, is in trouble, so I insisted Jax go help him.
Mike: It’s awfully close to the wedding for Jax to be off on a rescue mission for his brother.
Carly: We’re going to have to put the wedding on hold. And no, Sonny doesn’t know about it. I don’t want him to know about it. The last thing I need is your son taking advantage of the situation and making it worse.
[Jason Enters and they hug]
Carly: Oh. I was so afraid you weren’t going to make it. Come on, sit down. Ahem.
Choir: Little town of Bethlehem how still we see the light ooh, ooh, ooh
Woman: “In the days of Caesar Augustus, a decree went out that the whole world should be taxed. So all went to the enrolled, each to his own town. And Joseph, too, went up from Galilee from the town of Nazareth to the city of Bethlehem to be enrolled with Mary, his betrothed, who was with child.”
Woman: “When they reached Bethlehem, they lodged in a stable, for there was no room for them at the inn.”
Michael: “Let us rest here in the stable.”
Woman: “While they were there, the time came for Mary to have her child, and she gave birth to her firstborn son. She wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger.”
Carly: Oh.
Sonny: Looks like I got here just in time.
[Choir hums]
Alan: “Over 2,000 years ago, in the town of Nazareth, there lived a young woman named Mary who was married to a carpenter named Joseph. One day, an angel appeared to her and said ‘Do not be afraid. You have been chosen to carry a special child. The baby will be the son of God, and you must call him Jesus.’ Not long after, a decree went out that everyone had to enroll to pay taxes. So Joseph went to the city called Bethlehem to be enrolled with Mary, who was now with child.”
Singers: Away in a manger
Alan: “It was there that she gave birth to the babe in the manger because there was no room for them at the inn. There was a shepherd living in the nearby fields keeping watch over his flock. An angel appeared to him. He cowered in fear.”
Boy: “Why have you come, angel?”
Woman: “The angel said ‘Do not be afraid. For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy which shall be to all people. For today, in the city of David, a savior is born, who is Christ the Lord. And this will be a sign to you. You will find the infant wrapped in swaddling clothes and lying in a manger.’”
Michael: “Look yonder. A heavenly host of angels.”
Woman: “And suddenly, there were a multitude of heavenly hosts praising God and singing.”
Choir: Hark the herald angels sing glory to the new-born king
Woman: “And then, a star rose in the east and came to rest above the stable. And kings from the east came following the star. When the kings found Baby Jesus, they did him homage. And then, they opened their treasures and offered him gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh. And the star shone down and others followed it, coming to offer the Christ child their own gifts.”
Michael: “Play, little drummer boy. Play your best.”
Morgan: Dad?
[Laughter]
Woman: Focus, everyone.
Michael: Uh — “play, drummer boy. Play your best.”
[Laughter]
Michael: “Of all the gifts brought to Baby Jesus, yours is the one that made him smile, because it was given out of love.”
Woman: “And so, on that night in Bethlehem, a child was born to bring light and hope to the whole world. Let there be peace on earth and goodwill to all people.”
Choir: Joy to the world the lord is come let earth receive her king let every heart prepare him room
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